Bang on Cans, Pots, and Pans

Here’s where I encourage all new music enthusiasts to come down to the World Financial Center tomorrow, May 31st, for the Bang on a Can marathon. Among the opening acts will be Dither shown below playing at the New Music Bakesale and Andy Akiho who I saw perform at the beginning of the month at the Manhattan School of Music. I thought I had shots of Terry Riley performing with the Bang on a Can Allstars but I can’t find them. Here’s a handy YouTube library of many of the acts performing.

Dither Quartet

R. Stevie Moore
This is R. Stevie Moore performing in Brooklyn.
He won’t be performing at the marathon but he should be.

Still Life, Jia Zhangke
And finally, a still life from the movie, Still Life by Jia Zhangke — could be my brain on new music.

Benchmarks

Benches, 111 St., Riverside

A life coach is a psychiatrist/therapist with a best (possibly a mild) seller and without a degree. Instead of having a whistle and making you do push-ups and laps and drills like a sports coach, they give you list-making exercises and paraphrase Bing Crosby songs in elaborate metaphors, ending with some variation of the punchline in “Happy Talk.”

I’m morbidly watching Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. In order to be the best at what he does, he destroys himself while being an amiable monster. Picturing him in a confrontation with a life coach results in a few moments of good sitcom.

Today is my birthday. While I’ve done some stupid things, the only thing I ever punched really hard is my bed.

Accidents Will Happen

accident scene, henry hudson parkway near 116, may 23

accident scene, henry hudson parkway near 116, may 23

I went out to shoot some night photos over the weekend and heard a bizarre crashing noise– not exactly the screeching of tires and crunching of metal on metal. (4:30 am is good because you can set up a tripod in unusual places and usually not arouse much attention.) Anyway, I kept shooting until I heard sirens and I finally went down to the parkway to gawk since I saw that the police had blockaded the entire northbound side and I could see people getting out of their cars to see how long it would be before they could be on their merry way. Admittedly, it was a little bit of a scene with some cars blasting hip hop and house music while they waited. Cars with lots of boys in them flirted with the cars with lots of girls in them.

The auto in question had somehow gone off the road and into the trees on the right. The roof of the car was ripped open and lying like a TV dinner tray over the hood. The back half along with the back seats was broken off from the front half. The chassis had snapped. It was a mess. Firemen were at the ready with a hose in case it caught fire. Just as I arrived, the paramedics were pulling the driver from behind an air bag. He appeared to be conscious and more or less okay, possibly some leg and rib fractures. I heard a cop say that a passenger in the car had “walked away.” Accidents happen and miracles do as well. It was probably two hours before a tow truck was able to get the car out of the trees and the police opened a single lane to traffic.

Spam Attack

One of my posts was getting spammed 50 times a day in the comments and there was nothing on it I could see that would warrant such an attack, not even a dirty innuendo or a cuss word. I changed the name of the post a bit and removed some of the links and tags but that didn’t stop it so I just deleted the post. Another post is still getting spammed three times a day with much dirtier stuff and I changed the title of the post radically so we’ll see if that works. I think the key is: don’t link to anything with dubious spam ads on it (non google sort of) because they get a linkback alert and they find you. I thought by now some superhero antispam hacker would’ve found them and shut them down somehow.

Anyway, I watched Miyazaki’s first major anime feature: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Check out the voiceover cast: Alison Lohman, Patrick Stewart, Uma Thurman, Chris Sarandon, Edward James Olmos, Emily Bauer, Shia LaBeouf, Mark Hamill. Hellz yeah. Great cartoon.

Spieling Around a Dry Fountain; Alice Tully Hall

dry fountain at Lincoln Center

At Lincoln Center yesterday, there was a graduation ceremony for Juilliard students. I found it odd they couldn’t turn the fountain on as part of the festivities — all those snapshots of parents and new graduates in their fine clothes and lint-free graduation gowns made lacklustre by some cost-cutting bureaucrat.

The refurbishing of Alice Tully Hall across the street is magnificently successful. Looking a little dangerous, right on the corner, a public bleacher with glass edges juts out of the sidewalk at a knife-like angle. Presumably, there will be pleasant jazz trios (avoiding hard bop and free jazz) performing at the base for lunchtime enjoyment. The roof that parallels over the outdoor bleacher now houses the new balcony area of the hall inside.

The glassed-in public lobby dovetails nicely with a Slavoj Zizek talk I heard recently. Zizek argues that new architecture for public performance spaces is a bonafide outreaching to different classes for dialogs in high-brow and low-brow culture. They have by necessity become these goofy institutional public/private spaces made special by good architects and well-meaning underwriters for the arts. Unfortunately, the café counter in this lobby only seems to be serving drinks and food directly before performances. (I could be mistaken.)

The hall itself is generally more woodsy than before and the acoustics are superior. I don’t like that the new seats lack a spring to make the seats raise by themselves when letting fellow patrons get to their own seats although the burgundy color works with the wood.

Table of Junk

table of junk

  • Steve Rattner, one of the new puppet masters
  • Ecuador election results continue leftward tilt in South America.
  • Obama administration quietly seeking extraordinary military power in Pakistan.
  • Messing with the polls and other tricks to manufacture consent to Israeli apartheid
  • Line between espionage and lobbying further blurred in recent acquittal.
  • Richardson and Roubini: We can’t subsidize banks forever. (No shit, Sherlocks)
  • The doomsday mentality in Washington: Preventing crisis or helping to create it?
  • Jiggering unemployment stats? Many people are doubting the stats.
  • Sham stress tests put to the test.