I know it’s not my job but I thought I’d check on the firehoses in my work building. In case there’s a fire, you want to be able to put that shit out without a lot of bipartisan posturing.
Firehose 1 – slightly experimented with. Broken alarm box.
Firehose 2 – overzealous cinch knotting. otherwise ok.
Firehose 3 – used once at 1998 christmas party. still workable.
Firehose 4 – now that, my friends, is a fireshose we can believe in.
Firehose 5 – firehose has some identity issues, nothing some water in the veins won’t fix.
Firehose 6 – one tall firehose toyed with by a local fireman.
This concludes my firehose check.