Category Archives: The Lunch Wire

Rock Paper Scissors Fucked, Married, or Killed

I have to admit this was pretty funny.

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You Lost Me At What

This is for the guy who asked me to further explain my blog to him after I said “It’s just a stupid blog.”

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Springy Stuff

I miss doing the Lunch Wire. Also I’m so glad we’re living in a police state where no one will ever break the law unless they know what is ironic and what is not.

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Yankee Stadium and Snow

Now is the winter of our sports enthusiasm. We hate basketball because it’s ruled by tall people and the scores are too high. (Think about it.) Football is over and we only like it when the local team wins, and half the time it’s a field goal in the last two minutes. Congratulations to the [...]

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My Dark Night in Williamsburg

I lost my second set of keys on this very night before christmas. If you have them, please drop them in the mail because I had a bunch of barcoded coupon things that all have my address and phone number. Don’t worry, I’ll have another set made up if you threw them in the dumpster.

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Don’t Step on My Friend’s Ferns

Not sure why people would want to.

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Chairs

Traded so many mom jokes tonight. Eck. I’m just working through what I’m going to show.

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Brainwashed

It’s the difference between world peace and sticking your head in the sand.

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Buggin Out

Still waiting for those frames.

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More Seething Lightbulbs

A little girl cried for the first time in years which is both grandeur and pathetic in this crappy media world.

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Sheets of Grass

This is not exactly a Walt Whitman poem but a testament to found photographs. So it’s my birthday. I totally cussed out my family for reasons that were reasonable and unreasonable, mostly the latter. I feel bad. Nothing that I talked about is really their fault but I needed to cuss my head off and [...]

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Spoonerisms

I will be posting a lot of photos — some old and random — to build up some random hype for my show in July at SIP Lounge!

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